[Open phone call made from the hospital to all. Scout sounds irritated.]

Hey, Mayfield! Ya know what's shittier than I town fulla never-ending zombies? A town fulla never ending zombies on yer birthday. As much as I can go 'round shooting guys in the face all day, a break to go get some drinks would be nice.

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[To anyone hiding out in the ( Read more... )

[Filtered phone call to non-drone types]

Awright. I don't care if this gets me droned, or thinkin' I'm a commie all of a sudden or whatever the fuck is happenin' this week ( Read more... )

[Filtered from Grady/Mayor/Smiths/drones]

Aw geez! It's October already?! When did that happen?! That means not only did I miss my own freakin' birthday like 2 weeks ago - my twenty-first birthday - that means it's playoff season! Man, I hate this stupid town. I'm gonna miss the World freakin' Series! Lame ( Read more... )

[Filtered from drones/Grady/Smiths/etc. etc.]

So, this Smith thing? I'm goin' to it. Yeah it's a bad idea, whatevah, blah blah blah. Someone's gotta find out what's goin' on, right? Might as well be me!

I heard some of ya are thinkin' 'a goin' too. So who's in with me? Any plans?

[A pause.]Is there like, ANY of my team left in this stinkin ( Read more... )

I'm headin' ta Westport. Gettin' borin' here since everyone left ta take a look, plus I can't let yas have all the fun without me! I should, ya know, maybe scout tha place, am I right? I'll be back in a bit. I know I said I was gonna keep an eye on things, but if ya need somethin', give BLU's Sniper a yell, awright?

[HEY HONDA HOUSEHOLD. Guess who's showing up the doorstep of 1763 Beaver St. early in the afternoon, before he needs to go babysit. He's looking smug and holding a small white envelope OF MYSTERY. To anyone who might answer the door, Scout will be asking for Kiku.]

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[Filtered to the BLU team, hackable because Scout is s-m-r-t. He sounds ( Read more... )

[Since he got into town and found out he had a job, Scout's been abusing it terribly. Due to his complete lack of respect for the drones as a whole, he's be walking out of there with merchandise and money on almost a daily basis, confident that they'll never notice. It started with a few bucks here and there, but as he needed more stuff for his ( Read more... )

( [Filtered to Japan] )

[To be frank, getting brainwashed for 12 hours scared the hell out of Scout. It happened so effortlessly, and he could do nothing to resist it. The idea of being stuck as one of those faceless drones bothered him more than he thought it would. Not that he would admit this in a thousand years. Not EVER ( Read more... )